What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

With one and a half pair of pants you ain't cool,

I don't trust myself, how the fuck I'm gonna trust you?

My sister's gear now has sex appeal,

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Who try to front, get broken in fast like leathers,

If I don't love myself how the fuck I'm gonna love you?

Mothership alien sorceress

Kquorans, can you please write a story?

If it ain't

Gorillas injected with strength for eighty midgets,

No smile is genuine or real,

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Jealous cats hate you, dime bitches want you

“I brought my bitch out to Pathmark, she's pushin' the cart, Headed to aisle four, damn I got milk on my Clarks, That's what I get, not focusin' from hittin' that bark, My mouth dry, need plenty water quick, I feel like a shark, In the aisle bustin' them paper towels and wipin' my Wallies down, I stood up to face a barrel, he's holdin' a shiny pound, It's him, he want revenge, I murdered his Uncle Tim, I sold him a bag of dope, his wife came and copped again, That bitch is crazy and uh, she brought her baby, She knew I had the murders a smack, It killed her man though, now I got his fuckin' nephew grippin' his gat, You's a bitch, you better kill me, you know you're booty, You pulled your toolie out on me, motherfucker, First thought was to snatch the ratchet, Said fuck it and fuckin' grabbed it, I ducked, he bucked twice, this nigga was fuckin laughin', I wrestled him to the ground, tussled, scuffled, constantly kicked him, He wouldn't let go the joint, so I fuckin' bit him, Shots was whizzin' hittin' Clorex bottles, Customers screamin', then the faggot ran out of hollows, I had to show him what it's all about, Next day we readin’ the paper: A man who came to kill gets knocked out”

My mother's nervous but she knows the deal,

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Movin objects mentally

Three months later we run our own caper,

Your entrepreneur, pens and gear like Shakespeare,

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

“Now as an outcast I was born, wasn't warned of the harm, That would come to meet me like Met Life, but yet life done sent me through a lot of ups and downs like it ain't nothin’, Like elevators but I ain't the one that's pushin' the buttons, I got off at the 13th floor, when they told me that it wasn't one, they said it skipped from 12 to 14, Still smoking, still drinking, no I'm sittin' on the Lincoln 4 A.M. thinking that in reality the world is like a ball full of playas, We trapped off in this maze, with walls made of layers”

I pray that my sanity grab me, and ground me,

I made this album to reveal my inner thoughts and discuss truth,

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This is for the streets, I could give a fuck what you like

Flow like dough, Killa Beez is what I sponsor,

We ain't stickin your moms then we fuckin’ your wife

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Dr tenenbaum, a small guy with a big nose

So there in school, see I'm made a fool,

The thugs love us, rap for the gunslingers and drug hustlers”

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He gives me two hundred for a quick delivery,

I never knew my life mattered”

The Earth spins ruins, rap exotic blends,

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

I do odd jobs and come home like a slob,

Record-breakin' the album Thriller,

Got access to tear gas, bombs and rocket launchers,

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Taxin' kingpin of the rap drug traffickin',

a bugged out dude, a loose cannon,

“late night I'm on a first class flight, The only brother in sight, the flight attendant catch fright! I sit down in my seat; 2C, She approach officially talking 'bout, ‘Excuse me’, Her lips curl up into a tight space, cause she don't believe that I'm in the right place, showed her my boarding pass, and then she sorta gasped, all embarrassed; put an extra lime on my water glass, an hour later here she come by walkin’ past; ‘I hate to be a pest but my son would love your autograph'”

I got three pairs of pants so with my brother I share,

Genetic functions; were we made in a laboratory or God’s construction?

Fuck yeah, my crew down German beers,

My concept confessed to murder in penitentiaries

Slugs in my gun then it's blood on my knife

My moms go to work cold bustin' her ass,

Let my peeps in, n*ggas gaspin', swallowin' aspirins,

“Yo, you fourteen karat gold slum computer wizard,

So here comes Rob, his gold is shimmery,

Know your enemies

Breaking you to suicidal tendencies

Picking up the pieces of a life shattered,

It’s funny how the money make the whole world love you

So many things I never had the chance to say when she was here,

The future of treachery: The Twenty-first century

Got the IRS lookin’ at you, wanna fuck you

But there's no dollars for nothin else,

Paradox, paranormal paratrooper paralize you with the Luger

As reality slips away I'm startin to lose my grip,

- I live there, it couldn't get much worse I guess,

I find myself losin’ faith in every thing and every person that I hold dear,

If it ain't

Me and my peeps is all trife

Weed in blunts then it's dust in my pipe

Until we realized how to get the real money;

My brother's my partner and we're gettin' paper,

Village niggas get slapped in Manhattan for rappin',

I spit for gangstas and maniacs that defy prognosis,

“Broken dreams and broken homes, we always had issues

Who designed our DNA structure?

“I shoot rocket launchers ridin’ on dinosaurs,

Everyday I see my mother strugglin',

The other one don't understand me,

I seen it all in my short life

I do it once, I do it twice,

Sometimes she wanna murder me, sometimes she wanna marry me,

Little ghetto children run up on you, wanna touch you

I hope that there's a heaven even though I know I'll prolly burn in hell

When I fuck I grab hair, collect drawers as souvenirs,

What does life mean without death?

I sell guns, my whole Clan is on the run like Natural Born Killers,

Even my freestyles could fuck up any shit that you write”

Sniffin’ so much blow you don't know if you can trust you

In my future we use Magnums, bombs and explosions

With a dosage, you overdosed in rap,

Dead astronauts, pyramids

Why I'm so fucked up only my shrink knows

I'm in a bad place; who do I trust?

Flew my family overseas, I'm maxin',

I spit like Muhammad to Moses,

Tappin' inside my rap vein causes blizzards,

Go against the Ill Bill and Non Phixion will crush you, bust you, leave you with a tube in your throat to suck through

My career's based on guns throwin' cats in wheelchairs,

Be the truth, not that King James version they teach in schools,

Say never poetry chumps crumbs deal with graphic,

Et cetera, damage any lame-ass competitor,

Big Ghost steps off laughin', ha”

I think that I'm about to go AWOL and lose my shit,

Slit throats, spit quotes, expensive like mink coats

We truck jewels, these dust brothers fuck mothers

Whatever, hot hard-heads get shattered like mirrors,

Flying saucers meet the Bible's author,

Laser weapons and ecstasy

Steal money, kidnap money, kill money,

Beretta shots splatter your goose, scatter your feathers,

My family's happy, everything is new, Now tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do?”

“Money's flowin’, everything is fine, got myself a uzi and my brother a nine, business is boomin’ everything is cool, I pull about a G a week; fuck school”

Ganja smokin', thoughts in constant motion, my mind is ferocious

And I know it's fucked up, but yo I'm trying hard so get the fuck out my face

Soldier with the gas-mask

I'll work it out myself, it's my problem, I'll solve it

I look for work I get dissed like a jerk,

I'm like the 70's where everybody sniff coke

Non Phixion, drug-music, make you jump in a fight

“Exploding space shuttle, eyes on his face

My sister's cute but she got no gear,

Would you appreciate the sunlight without the darkness?

“Two women love me, one gave birth to me, nurtured me,

I put you to sleep, now you just a cousin of life

It's Ill Bill; my reality's my psychosis”

Now it's time, I've got to do somethin’,

If rap was crack, fully packed, I'd be tall caps,

Now bust the combustion Big Bang,

The wildlife that kills for ice trife like by the digits,

Reveal alien tribal culture,

Gangbangers that spit slang

would I appreciate my grandmother raising me if she had never passed away?

And mad problems, worshipping gangstas and bank robbers, watching Scarface, startin’ fights at rap concerts,

“The very next day while I'm off to class,

I'll see you when I get there,

Ecstasy react to what the cocaine and the dust do

Jesus knew, he was thugged out too,

Now there's steak with the beans and rice,

“…Sammy eagerly rode up on him, toxic off the turkey with the joint on him, Flower look his man stood up before him, The bitches hit the table, Jakeem stripped off his cables, Shots went off, Sam'd get a chance to make his debut, Flower grabbed Tiff his man with the sideburns, hat fell off, We noticed wig worms, he hid behind Rich, C-Allah hit the light switch, young girls were trampled in the men's room, Pool pistol whipped Mase and broke the handle, Desperate- crawlin to the door on all fours, Sham kicked the jukebox the theme song rode in was "It's Yours", Oh my goodness, Waz grabbed the Mo bottle thrashin’, He layin like a gay model shoutin’ out Sebastian, He smiled with his teeth missin, beggin’ for mercy ‘No more god, there’s 68 thousand down at pier three’, Out came the cannon, whistled out zaggin', Sham snatched his flag four big rocks enter the dragon, It's over, another story told, Lyin’ with the snakes, tongue kissin’ cobras, Yo let me tell you how the game go, We gettin rid of all the prostitutes, Tony want the streets back for sure! Too many hustlers, too many thieves, We're fuckin’ up who's willing to fight and teach the seeds? Too much TV, guns and robberies, Lust and greed and hate the four devils- jealousy”

Suicidal thoughts, I think that I've become obsessed with death

I got beans, rice, and bread on my shelf,

High explosives, my posters hypnotize with hypnosis,

“You as an amateur, is outspoken, I'm lookin at your face you seem to be hopin that I, might stutter, stop, or just mess up, but everything's live that's why I don't dress up, Blastmaster KRS a synonym for fresh, I'm the teacher of the class, I do not pass no test, got DJ Scott LaRock by my side, not in back of me cause we make up the Boogie Down Production crew faculty”